Where have you gone? Are you missing? Are you being held hostage?
Please have the kidnappers contact me so I can contact the Politie (Dutch police) so that you can be safely returned home... so that I may utter unkind words at you! Hmm... mental note: I have to work on my ability to threaten people.
Our place is a mess. Before I left for Spain there was a pile of dishes and other filthiness around our common area. After I came back, it's still there and more.
This flat isn't big enough for the two of us. We'll should meet at high noon in the centre of town to duel it out. Only you'll have a squirt gun as a weapon and I'll be driving a bus. My money is on me.
Teeks
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